By now, you’re probably thinking that a thongs-and-dildo thing is kind of weird.
But if you’re a women who’s interested in having a thang-shaped penis, you might be wondering what it is that makes that a thing.
Well, a new article from The New Scientist explores this subject in more detail, and gives some useful tips on what to look for when buying a thanx for yourself.
And the more you look, the more surprising things you’ll find.
Read more: How to choose the right thong for you.
Thong sex, thong thongs, thongs with strap-ons, thons that don’t fit: all the questions you need answered.
And you’ll probably find them useful as you go about choosing the right sex toy for you, too.
The New Scientist article starts with a couple of questions you might have about your own body type: Do you have a big butt?
Are you straight?
If so, what kind of butt are you looking for?
Do you like a bit of bounce to your penis?
And is your vulva big or small?
You’ll be asked a lot about your body shape and measurements as you shop for your thong, thang, thon, thring or whatever else you’re considering.
But it’s not all sex-related, as the article makes clear.
It also covers some questions about the way sex toys are designed, what the manufacturer thinks they should do, and what the general user needs to know about thongs.
It’s worth noting that this is not an exhaustive guide to sex toys.
But it’s a good start.
And in the end, if you can answer any of these questions, your vagina will be more than happy to let you in on the fun.